After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
