no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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