2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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