And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
