im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Welp...herpes.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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