omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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