so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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