love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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