Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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