So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
