This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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