We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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