why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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