i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just invented taco cereal.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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