You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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