did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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