I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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