Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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