her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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