drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
tell your sister to shave her snatch
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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