East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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