no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do vagina's smell?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Randomize
