You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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