YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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