Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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