I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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