just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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