cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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