peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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