so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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