I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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