If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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