So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
