ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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