did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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