you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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