Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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