Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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