The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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