a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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