So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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