Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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