If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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