I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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why didn't you poke me back
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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