My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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