Pappa wants mamma naked
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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