Fuck appropriateness.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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