i jhust puked up my retainher.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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