i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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