So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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