We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Randomize
