needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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