just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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