Non-Jews are for practice
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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