Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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