You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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